Saturday, August 18, 2007

Booyah Barron’s - Part 2

Alan Abelson, whose weekly column is the main reason people subscribe to Barron’s, was missing in action this week - probably out celebrating the sell-off that he’s been predicting for lo these many years. However, his responsibilities were ably filled by Randall Forsyth whose column, though not particularly humorous, was rich in other ways.

His “On Borrowed Time” article described the wrenching adjustments being made in the subprime mortgage industry as even the good players find themselves forced to the edge of solvency, and possibly over it, as the capital markets reject an entire industry. He borrows his description from an un-named hedge fund who describes the financial alchemy used to magically convert junk bond low-quality investments into something AAA rated, and available for sale to, according to that writer, Asian, German, French and U.K. banks who are running massive trade surpluses with the US. This is no way to treat your lenders, on whose kindness your national solvency depends.

The letter writer concluded “This will go down as one of the biggest financial illusions the world has EVER seen.” Forsyth adds, and “to think it’s all played out is even more laughable. Borrowers in Grand Junction, Colorado are having difficulty getting their loans approved because of the madness perpetrated by these Wall Street Masters of the Universe in their never ending quest for a bigger year-end bonus.

Barron’s also wrote about “A Gusher of Opportunities” in the energy service sector, highlighting Nabors Industries (NBR) in particular, a stock which Scout Partners custom wealth (individual stock) clients currently own. Though the offshore drillers like Diamond Offshore (another Scout Partners’ long position) have performed reasonably well, the dry land rig renters like Nabors have seen more pricing pressure and concerns mount about the sustainability of their earnings stream, estimated at $3.45 in 2007 and $4.01 in 2008. The stock trades at only 8 times earnings, for an inflation protected return of over 12% on investment.

The nay-sayers on Nabors worry that the industry boom will go bust, but global industrial production is on the rise, which typically requires a corresponding boom in oil production. Instead, oil production has flat-lined, despite increasingly frenetic attempts to find the liquid gold (i.e. higher and higher drilling rig counts). Until we start turning up more of the oil we need, as long as the global economic boom lasts, we would expect the energy service industry to continue to have pricing power and robust top line growth. We’re glad to see Barron’s profile this company.

Finally, Barron’s weekly Mutual Fund Cash Track continues to show strong inflows into equity mutual funds. More typically, this is the time of year when fund flows turn negative. Year-end bonuses have all been paid, tax refunds are all back in the market, and Summer vacationers are selling investments in order to pay off travel and lodging expenses on their credit cards. August and September are typically months where there are net outflows from mutual funds, but the AMG data in Barron’s is reporting strong inflows instead. This was a bit of a surprise because last Thursday the TrimTabs mutual fund cash flow tracking reported a swing to the negative on equity fund flows. In fact, the market acted like it was funding $19 billlion in outflows, as TrimTabs reported, rather than receiving $4.9 billion in inflows, as AMG reported.

This discrepancy bears watching, and my guess is that the TrimTabs reports are right. I don’t see retail investors buying back into this market. This recent bubble was financed by brain-dead pension fund fiduciaries who were too stupid to see the garbage that passes for a hedge fund manager these days. When all is said and done, it will be pension funds that pay the price for most of the subprime and leveraged buyout stupidity that has sent the market reeling in recent weeks. Look for corporate profits and defined benefit plan retirees to pay the price for these less-than-wise investment decisions.


Douglas B. May, CFA, is President of May-Investments, LLC and author of Investment Heresies.


Booyah Barron’s! - Part 1

This week's Barron's issue is full of tasty financial morsels, not least of which is the cover story on Booyah's Jim Cramer, wondering why his trademark cry, "Booyah!" rhymes with "fooled ya!" as they report on the media hound's less than stellar performance. It took awhile, but the elves at YourMoneyWatch.com finally listened to what Cramer said on-air, followed up on whether the advice was profitable or hip deep in booyah, and found that Cramer's picks have generally underperformed the market.

The Cult of Cramer has quite a following, but long-time observers see a media megalomaniac who will say and do just about anything to make a buck, for himself. At his hedge fund, he took advantage of the razor thin journalistic integrity of the CNBC talking heads in order to pump up stocks in which his day trading desk had long positions, and passed along negative rumors in positions he was short. A madman in his own company, much like the persona he displays on television, he was a difficult person to work for and I still marvel at the decision he made to walk away from a successful hedge fund in order to become a TV celebrity.

If he really loved the markets and was truly a successful hedge fund manager, I don’t see how he came to that decision. As an insufferable megalomaniac with a less than incredible hedge fund track record, however, it’s a bit easier to understand the trade-off he made. That he did so while feasting off of the internet bubble, trying to get his share of the booty while there was easy money to be made, might just be a coincidence.

If, for some strange reason, you still want to follow Cramer’s Mad Money picks, rather than listen to the daily filter free self aggrandizement which he parades in the somewhat faded threads of financial journalism, just log onto http:MadMoney.theStreet.com and follow the facts without the booyah. Be sure to keep a record, and you might want to stash your money in an index fund and just keep a paper portfolio for awhile. When the market was making new highs in July, Cramer was talking about how much higher each of the Dow components would be at year-end.

After the market turned down and broke through 13,000 on the downside, he spoke as an experienced bear, about how he has loaded up with cash because it will be cash-rich vultures like him who will take advantage of others by buying assets at (precisely, no doubt) the bottom. Cramer’s 20/20 hindsight is as good as it gets. On the other hand, most investors’ hindsight is 20/20. But Cramer’s advice usually parallels the tape. He is as manic as the internet in rising markets, and as skeptical as a banker (oops, bad analogy) when the tape is running red. He’s a vulture, alright, preying on a media-mad culture which seems incapable of doing the math that’s required to separate the successful investors from the crowd that peddles nothing but booyah.

A few weeks back, Cramer showed yet again that his moral compass drifts off course by about 180 degrees from the direction of true north when he advised New Yorkers who bought a home in 2006 to walk away from it and let the bank (or sub-prime mortgage holder, probably a hedge fund managing money for a pension fund) take a bath on the property. Can you imagine Warren Buffett giving anyone that advice? Only in New York would that be considered financial wisdom.

To members of the Cult of Cramer, caveat emptor. Buyer beware! With P.T. Barnum ethics (there’s a sucker born every minute) and an obviously selective recollection of his own track record, doesn’t it make sense for investors to ask themselves the most basic investing question there is, which is “would I trust this person with my money?” Cramer is more than just annoying. He’s a personification of most of what is wrong with Wall Street today. All brand name, and no substance. Thanks, Barron’s, for putting him on the front cover.


Douglas B. May, CFA, is President of May-Investments, LLC and author of Investment Heresies.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

“Opportunity” in a mortgage bond

Do you know anyone about to die who wants to make a fast buck on the way out the door? I just saw an interesting opportunity to buy some Countrywide Financial 5% bonds due 12/15/09 at only $88.33. (A buyer would pay $883.30 for the bond, which returns $1,000 at maturity.)

I wouldn't want to own these Countrywide bonds very long, since CFC may or may not be around for much longer. It's supposed to be the only mortgage lender who survives...but what if they don't? The bonds are selling at 88 cents on the dollar, but apparently they have a "death put," where the holder can put the bonds back to the issuer (for 100 cents on the dollar) if the holder dies.

That's a quick 13% (plus accrued interest!), and all you have to do is kick the bucket!

Anyone who thinks that Countrywide will last longer than them, and admittedly it's a horse race, ought to take a look at these!


Douglas B. May, CFA, is President of May-Investments, LLC and author of Investment Heresies.